HORRIBLE BOSSES
4 out of 5 stars

“you can’t win a marathon without putting some band-aids on your nipples” – dave harken (world’s most horrible boss)

“have you ever seen that show gossip girl? i watched an episode last night. i fingered myself so hard last night....i broke a nail.” – dr. julia harris (poster child for sexual harassment)

“we got to trim some of the fat around here. i want you to fire all the fat people.” – bobby pellit (world’s biggest tool)

OMG, this movie was HILARIOUS! soooooo many great moments in this one esp. since the bosses are just as hilarious as the three dudes who want them dead. if you thought your boss was bad, wait until you see kevin spacy’s character, dave harken. FUCKING PSYCHO. :P

so, this movie is about the B word: BOSS. the movie stars 3 characters: 1) nick (jason bateman from arrested development) who works at some corporate place with a shark for a boss. david harken berates nick for being 2 minutes late, and requires all of his employees to be at work by 6AM. he also verbally hints to nick that he’s looking at him for a promotion, which...he will never give him. does that sound like somebody you might know? ;) 2) dale (charlie day from it’s always sunny in philly!) who is a dental assistant for the world’s most sexual harassing boss/dentist, dr. julia harris. (jennifer aniston as a brunette for once!) some really REALLY funny moments between dale and julia esp. since the sexual harassment is waaaaay over the top. :P aaaaand 3) kurt (jason sudeikis AKA floyd from 30 rock!) who ends up working for a complete toolbag (a hilarious colin farrell with a ridic comb over!) when his real boss gets a heart attack and dies. the trio get together to talk about their work problems, but kurt suggests that they kill their bosses...sorta as a joke. the joke turns real, and the guys suddenly hire their murder “consultant” AKA muthafucker jones (jamie foxx), who gives them murder advice on how to carry out a hit. so now, the trio are in knee deep...doing recon at their bosses’ homes by figuring out their weaknesses, and basically trying to stay alive when harken decides to kill them? :P

really FUNNY and the bosses are equally as funny as the three comedians who star in this. i think that’s probably what makes this worthwhile, but i do have to say that the script could have been written a little better. MORE WIT, PLEASE!!! i also thought the bosses could have been meaner, but you know what, i’ll take this. ;)