THE SLAMMIN' SALMON
3 out of 5 stars

i was expecting better from the same dudes that brought us super troopers and beerfest! disappointment but still tickled the funny bone here and there... :/


probably the best scenes involved jay chandrasekhar (the indian dude in all broken lizard movies) who plays the most hilarious character in this movie about waiting tables and the antics of the restaurant biz... basically, the story is this: it's about a group of waiters who work at a glorified red lobster under the management of a boxing champ, cleon salmon. (played by big dude michael clarke duncan) and boy, do we have a cast of characters! there's mia the beautiful ballerina; connor the wannabe actor who comes back after getting the ax from hollywood; nuts...(his name states it all); guy the fake baked ass of the waiters; tara the med school student; donnie the blue curacao lovin' busboy! oh! remember the big dude that died in the vat of beer in beerfest? LOL he's the manager...

i have to say that beerfest was original, but this was just a cheap take on waiting. (that movie w/ ryan reynolds and anna faris) there wasn't even a penis game!!! :P one redeeming factor was the cameos from morgan fairchild, nutella AKA a hilarious vivica a. fox, the indian dude from heroes, and will forte AKA macgruber! like i said before, nuts/zongo is probably the funniest character in the movie because he's just so f-ing crazy... (watch for the scene where he thinks his "customers" are cats and he's trying to feed them fish...LOL WTF!)

p.s. watch the outtakes @ the very end of the movie which are actually funnier than the movie itself... comeon! it's hard to keep a straight face while acting like a total nutcase named zongo! :P