THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART 1
2 out of 5 stars

“no measure of time with you will be long enough. but we’ll start with forever.” – edward

it took me a month to finally come around to watching this, and i just did not know why... but now i know! deep down inside, i probably knew that i would hate this becuz i’m not an angsty teenage girl wanting desperately to have sex? this movie is all about edward and bella doing the nasty and the consequences from that... :P

breaking dawn or should we say...breaking hymen starts with bella trying on her wedding shoes, alice being wedding planner, and jacob angrily going off into the woods after receiving an invitation to bella’s wedding. bella (kristen stewart AKA kstew or quiverlips) is nervous about the whole thing, and edward (robert pattinson AKA rpatz) even tries to convince her out of it...especially the turning her into a vampire part. the wedding is quite beautiful, and probably the best scene in the entire movie... (the toast montage is awkward and amusing!) even jacob shows up to give his congratulations to the new bride and groom, but then gets angry when bella tells him she wants to consumate the marriage on their honeymoon while human... REGARDLESS...bella and edward go on their honeymoon down to rio de janeiro, and have all kinds of bed-breaking sex and play chess too! bella realizes she’s preggers when she throw up upon eating some half-cooked chicken (i would have thought food poisoning but OK...), and edward immediately decides to go back to forks so that carlisle can get rid of “it”. well, bella decides to keep her baby even though “it” is slowly destroying her... does bella go through with the pregnancy? hahahaha, it’s a twilight movie! ;)

overall, it’s OK but there’s a ton of special effects and lots of awkward/angsty moments throughout the whole movie. like i said, the wedding and honeymoon were done really well, but the whole pregnancy and then the werewolves trying to kill it...meh. (and ironically, that’s where all the action took place!) jacob and his involvement in this whole situation makes this one convoluted because i guess bella still “loves” him/wants to keep him around, but i guess if you run out of antagonists...stick with the werewolves? idunno... it’s just how long will the whole vamp vs. werewolf plot go on now? one more movie AKA breaking dawn: part 2? ugh...i’ll skip it in the theater and just watch it via my netflix. :P (will probably take me a month to watch that one too! HAH!)