YOUR HIGHNESS
1 out of 5 stars

SO DUMB... SO STUPID... WHY?! these are just the very thoughts i had while watching this movie. sooooooo much disappointment from the very minds that birthed pineapple express! WTH?! this movie wasn’t funny at all...WTH?! :/

basically, this one’s about a slacker prince named thadeous (danny mcbride), who can’t even deliver a message to the dwarf king w/o boning his daughter, has to go on a quest with his “perfect” prince broham named fabious. (james franco) the evil leezar (justin theroux) kidnaps fabious’ bride-to-be named belladonna (zooey deschanel) after he saves her from an evil cyclops guarding her in some locked tower... leezar crashes the wedding, and thus, the brothers go on their quest! (along with their man-servants) they’re accompanied by a “knights of a round table” sort of group of warriors, but then hit road snags by little things called deception, betrayal, and of course, random magical monsters. along their journey, they encounter fearless female warrior isabel (natalie portman), and together, they decide to fight leezar and put an end to his evil ways one and for all. sounds promising, you say? FAR FROM IT. :/

was this supposed to be funny? because that would be a FAIL. was this suppose to be a parody of all things medieval/arthurian/even greek mythology? because i think that’s what they were going for...but then, DOUBLE FAIL. it’s such a mish-mash of randomness and stupidity, that i’m not even sure where this movie was even going? i was under the impression that this would be pineapple express gone medieval, but that would have been me dreaming... franco and mcbride fans: avoid or be disappointed... :/