THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: FIRST SEQUENCE
1 out of 5 stars

dr. heiter: "i'll explain this spectacular operation only once. we start with cutting the ligamentum patella, the ligaments of the kneecaps, so knee extension is no longer possible. pulling from "B" and "C" the central incisors, lateral incisors and canines from the upper and lower jaws, the lips from "B" and "C," and the anus of "A" and "B," are cut circular along the border between skin and mucosa, the mucus cutaneous zone. two pedicelated grafts are prepared and lifted from the underlying tissue. the shaped incisions below the chins of "B" and "C" up to their cheeks connecting the circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," connecting the pedicelated grafts to the chin-cheek incisions from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," creating a siamese triplet, connected via the gastric system. ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. the human centipede, first sequence."

WTF WTF WTF?!? :O (i can not count how many times this was said throughout this one...)


if you ever muster enough courage and patience to watch this, i guarantee that this will probably be THE MOST FUCKED UP MOVIE YOU WILL EVER SEE in a long time...

the movie starts out like any good horror/torture porn... two beautiful girls backpacking through europe, jenny and lindsay, decide they’re going to out and party at some german nightclub, but end up stranded on the side of some country road thanks to a flat tire. they go out looking for help, but end up on the doorsteps of dr. josef heiter, renown surgeon AKA dr. german crazy-ass. he eventually sedates the girls along with a japanese guy, and ultimately explains to them that he’s going to make a human centipede out of them. why? who the fuck knows? it’s dr. crazy-ass, silly! :P   

this movie will probably make you wonder where ppl come up with stuff like this. SERIOUSLY. i really think the whole concept of a human centipede probably shouldn’t have been made into a movie... but you got to hand it to tom six, the director. as fucked up as this goes, he did do a pretty good job picking the creepiest german dude on the face of the planet, getting the actors to act like a true centipede, and probably coming up with the most original torture porn storyline i’ve seen in a while. this one will haunt you, folks. it’s not for the faint hearted... it’s pretty disgusting, esp. the scene when the japanese guy goes through the process of digestion, and of course his shit ends up... yeah... i think i’m gonna go puke in my toilet now... :/

p.s. apparently there's to be a second and possible a third "sequel"?  oh lorrrd...  please don't.  once was enough for the movie world to handle!