VALENTINE'S DAY
2 out of 5 stars

i couldn’t WAIT to watch this shit show of a rom com, and was especially excited when it arrived exactly on VALENTINE’S DAY! THANKU, NETFLIX! as awful as this was…i actually enjoyed it! :P (thanks to a bottle of cali rose wine & my heart shaped dove milk chocolates!)



i’m not even going to explain this so-called plot because i would need to do some sort of crazy venn diagram/concept map for you to follow along to this story… basically, it’s done in the style of love actually, where everyone somehow is related to one another, but there’s a lot of plot holes that just don’t get addressed.  plus, very convuluted, and plus plus, whomever did the casting for this must have done some sort of open-invite to whoever was available in hollywood to come out and film a scene or two… LOTS of different characters and relationships from elementary school children in love to people who hate the holiday…


why they even did the taylor + taylor storyline is beyond me… UNNECESSARY! also, the indian wedding?! why? the anti-valentine’s day party is just so stupid but fun esp. with the heart-shaped piñata, but hands down, the best storyline in this goes to bradley cooper and his football valentine AND julia roberts & her little boy valentine. just THAT alone would have been a good one… tsk, tsk.  i expect better from the director who made pretty woman!  COMEON!