Tuesday, October 26, 2010

CHLOE
1 out of 5 stars

idk… anyone who is married to julianne moore and decides to cheat on her is stupid and also BLIND! she’s so gorgeous… thus, the whole premise of this movie baffles me. :P



so, the question becomes…who is chloe? well, she’s a call girl who roams swanky hotel restaurants and hotel bars for her next “client”, and she catches the eye of julianne moore’s character, dr. catherine stewart, who suspects her husband (the GREAT liam neeson) of cheating on her. we should put a big emphasis on “she thinks” he’s cheating because she finds a picture of david and one of his music students on his iphone with the message “thanks for a great time last night”. that and the fact that he purposefully missed his flight from NYC to do so. suspicious minds, n’-est-ce pas? thus, this leads to catherine hiring chloe to seduce david, and the results are ehh…


nothing really happens in this movie, esp. since they marketed it like chloe was going to be another young glenn close in fatal attraction or something. she’s NOT. it’s more in the style of that affair movie unfaithful with richard gere and diane lane, esp. the cinematography and the beautiful contemporary home featured in this. the problem with this one is not as dramatic nor sexually tense as unfaithful. plus, unfaithful had hott french actor olivier martinez! (halle berry’s new boo) i was expecting a lot more from veteran actors julianne moore and liam neeson, but this one just went limp... :/

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