AMERICAN WEDDING
2 out of 5 stars

continuing onward with more wedding related movies… we started this week with wedding crashers, and now we’ve moved from a great company about CRASHING weddings to PULLING one off! remember the gang from the makers of american pie? yeah… they’re back, and this time, my dearly beloveds, it’s jim and michelle who are TYING THE KNOT! :P



so, we remember shy jim and michelle from american pie. jim (jason biggs), the guy that put his weiner in an apple pie his mother had baked and nearly burnt off his manhood… michelle (alyson hannigan), the girl that went to band camp and put a flute up her hoohah… well, they’re getting married! jim finally gets to meet michelle’s parents (fred willard is a hoot!), and of course, stifler (the crazy/horny sean william scott) wants to immediately “boom-boom with the bridesmaids.” there’s paul finch (eddie kay Thomas) and chris, who will be jim’s bestmen at the wedding. AND… lest not forget eugene levy, jim’s DAD!!! it’s too bad tara reid didn’t make a cameo appearance. perhaps she was too busy in rehab, maybe?


lots of crap jokes, lots of sex jokes, but it’s a good end to the AP saga… watch out for stifler dance-battling the biggest gay dude in a club, which i thought was pretty funny! another funny scene is the “bachelorette party” which is just ridiculousness... not to mention ball shaving, crap eating, dogs humping… it’s the most ridic wedding yet! ohhh… and stifler finally puts himself to use:


finch: “grandmother fucker.”
stifler: “well… you’re a motherfucker.”
finch: “yes, i am…”


boys will be boys. even at a wedding… :P